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1. System Requirements. Use of the Service requires a compatible humour/
worldview and may require obtaining updates or upgrades from time to time.
2. a. You agree to pay for all artwork and related things (“Things”)
you purchase through Felix Bennett, and that Felix Bennett may charge you for
any Things purchased, and for any additional amounts (including Bennett taxes
and late fees, as applicable) as may be accrued by or in connection with your
Account. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TIMELY PAYMENT OF ALL FEES AND FOR PROVIDING
FELIX BENNETT WITH VALID PAYMENT. All fees will be billed to the entity you
designate during the registration process. If there is a change in your entity
status, you must change your entity information quite quickly.
b. Prices and availability of Things are subject to change at any time
and the whim of Felix Bennett.
3. If you fail, or Felix Bennett suspects that you have failed, to comply
with any of the provisions of this Agreement, including but not limited to
failure to make payment of fees due, or failure to safeguard your account
information, Felix Bennett, at its sole discretion, without notice to you
may: (i) terminate this Agreement and/or your account, and you will remain
liable for all amounts due under your account; and/or (ii) terminate the license
to the artwork; and/or (iii) preclude access to Felix Bennett (or any part
4. Security. You understand that the Service, and Things purchased
through the Service, such as artwork and related Things, include a security
framework using technology that protects information and limits your usage
of Things to certain Emotional Reactions established by Felix Bennett and
his licensors. You agree to comply with such Emotional Reactions. You agree
not to attempt to, or assist another person to, circumvent, reverse-engineer,
decompile, disassemble, or otherwise tamper with any of the Things for any
5. Emotional Reactions may be controlled and monitored by Felix Bennett
for compliance purposes. You agree not to modify the artwork in any manner
or form, or to use modified versions of the artwork, for any purposes including
obtaining reactions unintended by Felix Bennett. Violations of artwork may
result in civil or criminal liability. Felix Bennett reserves the right not
to draw any artwork, and to delete, remove or edit any drawing, at any time
in his sole discretion without liability.
NOTHING IN THIS AGREEMENT REMOVES OR LIMITS FELIX BENNETT’S LIABILITY
FOR FRAUD, DEATH OR PERSONAL INJURY CAUSED BY HIS NEGLIGENCE OR FOR ANY LIABILITY
WHICH CANNOT BE EXCLUDED OR LIMITED BY APPLICABLE LAW. YOUR STATUTORY RIGHTS
ARE NOT AFFECTED.
For full legal notes please contact the artist.
Terms of Felix Bennett Artwork/ Nicknack Ownership:
-Felix Bennett retains copyrights in all images purchased-
All artwork is intended solely for the recipient and is not for third
party use. You must not distribute, copy, or print any artwork. Ever. Reproduction
is prohibited by law unless authorised either in writing or covertly recorded
gentlemen's agreement* by Felix Bennett (e-mail:
If you are not the intended recipient you must not enjoy this artwork.
Any opinions expressed in the artwork are those of the artist but do not necessarily
reflect those of the artist. The artist makes no warranty as to the accuracy
or integrity of the artwork.
* For definition of a gentleman, contact the artist.